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ARE YOU LOST?

A journalist wants to do a report on mountain men so he goes out and finds this small farm house in the middle of nowhere. He’s heard that the owner has been there all his life so he figures he could give good information.

He asks the man, “What was a good thing that happened to you out here?”

The man says, “There was one day when a buddy of mine lost his sheep, so about 5 of us gathered our moonshine and set out to look for her. By the time we found her we were pretty drunk and horny so we all had our way with the sheep.”

The reporter says, “Oh my God! That’s horrible! Is there anything better that has happened to you?”

The Hoosier says, “Well one time my buddy lost his wife so...” He goes on to repeat the story and ends it with, “We all had our way with her.”

The reporter is a again disgusted and says, “What is the worst thing that has happened to you?”

The man says “There was this one time that I got lost...”


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A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ''If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.'' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes.

Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ''Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.''